Melanie Roddy

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jesuschristvevo:

i dont date in high school because no one is rich yet so whats the point

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yanilavigne:

(Quotes here)

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sunshineface0014:

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

I need my glasses to find my glasses do you see my problem

You can’t even see your problem

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littleshrekthings:

imagine a high-powered business CEO, at an important company meeting. the meeting is almost over, and the CEO had spoken for too long. he lifts the cuff of his suit to reveal the SHREK® WATCH. “oh, sorry everyone, i’ve gone ogretime. let’s meet again tomorrow morning— i’m making waffles.” he leaves the room and punctuates his exit with a small, dignified fart. the entire conference room nods in begrudging admiration.

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internetexplorers:

we could be married with like 4 kids and i’d still be too scared to text you first

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shoemakerrr:

I’m Dying